blah blah blah yackety schmackety hello i am simpletext. i was easy to find. <c> hello world this is cola. she is a crazed nrrd grrrl. she is neet. this is the saddest thing i have ever seen. how many mills students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? as many as you got, but the processing time will increase exponentially with each additional student. you know it's bad when you have to put your head down and giggle helplessly. whoa! there's a touch-sensitive screen on this! i thought it was just blocking radiation!!! mmmm. stroke my monitor, baby. <c> solomon used word to put up the dialin documentation. i had to go in and fix everything for him! wtf? christ!!! pear tags! tags are almost always pears. those are not greater and less than tags! they are... pointy marks! nicole is giving me a smirky face. <c> pointy marks??? wtf? i prefer to call them point-y brackets. ;) </c> as you can see, we just learned about closing tags. <c> i've always wondered what other things you could put in the head, but then i realized it was meta tags. </c> so true. and so evil. they're so ... UN-FLY. We have now been ordered, by the class' imaginary web page, to



::much fiddling with color ensues:: there! are you happy, nicole?! are you?!?!? only nuclear weapons could make you more dangerous! i think this page is my way of acting out to get attention.