me: okay, if you open the vodka bottle for me, i'll go turn the vcr off.
it'll be what we call a, um, um, a....
edwin: "menage a trois?"
edwin, sniffing a bottle of absolut citron enthusiastically: "Mm, that smells JUST like rubbing alcohol! Boy, pour me a cotton ball full of that!"
"The elbow is a symbol of mankind's love for mankind."
[ Work ] Message 1000 (2 left): Fri Jan 14, 1900 11:32am From: the librarian (stimpy@ella) Subject: the winners of ann's don quixote sensual book awards 9 lines (?) the prize for silkiest pages within a book about cervantes' don quixote goes to _cervantes across the centuries_ by angel flores and m.j. bernadete (1947) the prize for the most pleasant book to stroke (both cover and pages) on the subject of don quixote goes to _la lengua del "Quijote"_ by angel rosenblat (1971) for more information and to touch the winners, visit the 863.3 C419dD section of fw olin library (actually, they are still in process, so wait a few weeks.)