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"i am a boygirl, ftmtf, bisexual, faggot boy, medium girl, a big old tranny, a complete slut, hormonally dysphoric, beautiful queer." -- ann elizabeth gawain

me: okay, if you open the vodka bottle for me, i'll go turn the vcr off. it'll be what we call a, um, um, a....
ann: "menage a trois?"

ann, sniffing a bottle of absolut citron enthusiastically: "Mm, that smells JUST like rubbing alcohol! Boy, pour me a cotton ball full of that!"

"The elbow is a symbol of mankind's love for mankind."

[ Work ] Message 1000 (2 left): Fri Jan 14, 1900 11:32am
From: the librarian (stimpy@ella)
Subject: the winners of ann's don quixote sensual book awards
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the prize for silkiest pages within a book about cervantes' don quixote goes to _cervantes across the centuries_ by angel flores and m.j. bernadete (1947)
the prize for the most pleasant book to stroke (both cover and pages) on the subject of don quixote goes to _la lengua del "Quijote"_ by angel rosenblat (1971)
for more information and to touch the winners, visit the 863.3 C419dD section of fw olin library (actually, they are still in process, so wait a few weeks.)

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