"We only know what we're told, and that's little enough. And for all we know it isn't even true. For all anyone knows, nothing is. Everything has to be taken on trust; truth is only that which is taken to be true. It's the currency of living. There may be nothing behind it, but it doesn't make any difference so long as it is honoured. One acts on assumptions. What do you assume?"
--from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Tom Stoppard

My roommate took the above quote and put it through Babelfish, translated it into another language, and then translated the translation back into English. Check out the results:

english We only know what we're told, and that's little enough.
portugese They only know what we are said, and that one is small sufficient.
french Knows only what one says to us, and it is rather small.
german Knows only, what are explained to us, and that is enough small.
italian They only know to that what we say ourselves and that one is enough small.
spanish They only know what they say to us, and that is quite small.

And for all we know it isn't even true. For all anyone knows, nothing is.
E for everything we know that he is not exactly true who all any one knows, nothing is.
And for all we know that it is even true that all the no matter who knows, nothing is.
And for all we that it is not even applicable that all everyone white, know nothing, are.
And for all we know that it is not not to align that all the anyone knows, nothing is.
And for all we know that it is not even truth that all the any person knows, nothing is.

Everything has to be taken on trust; truth is only that which is taken to be true.
Everything has that to be made examination in the confidence; the truth is only that one that is made examination to be true.
All must be taken confidence; the truth is only what is taken to be true.
Everything must be taken on confidence; Truth is only those, which is taken, in order to be applicable.
All it must be taken on confidence; the truth is only that one that is taken for being to align.
Everything must be acquired confidence; the truth is only the one that is taken to be truth.

It's the currency of living.
It is the current currency of living.
It is the currency of the life.
It is the currency of the life.
It is the currency of living.
It is modernity to live.

There may be nothing behind it, but it doesn't make any difference so long as it is honoured.
It cannot have nothing of it behind, but it thus does not make no difference that for much time while it is honored.
There cannot be anything behind him, but he does not make any difference provided that he is honoured.
There cannot be anything behind it, but it does not differentiate between, as long as it is honoured.
Us she can be nothing behind it, but not ago alcua difference on condition that honoured.
It cannot have nothing behind him, but it does not differentiate any as long as it is honored.

One acts on assumptions. What do you assume?
If it acts in assumptions. What you assume?
One acts on claims. What do you assume?
One functions on acceptance. What do you assume?
She behaves herself on the presupposed ones. Which thing you admit?
One acts in assumptions. What you assume?

Bonus: Croatian!!
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That one's from InterTran.

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